- me: damn this is so fucking good
- me: what the fuck is he saying
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT
I’m the type of friend that wont lend you money but instead I will provide you wise advice on how to get money like robbing bank and murder people.
So about that Book 4 trailer…
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.